I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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