How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You were trust falling into bushes
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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