I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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