I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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