a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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