yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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