I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
i out mim tonsoeep
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