I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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