dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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