We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Randomize
