mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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