Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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