Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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