so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
