I wish I could punch you in the face.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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