This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
