she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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