so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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