he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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