He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
