there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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