I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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