That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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