He is an equal opportunity slut.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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