I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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