i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He? As in you personified your dick?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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