Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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