and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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