My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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