Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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