he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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