Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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