Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
If that was your dad, he is hot
Jerry, you need to find god
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Randomize
