Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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