The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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