so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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