found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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