it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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