So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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