Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You may now shotgun with the bride
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I think people are normalizing furries
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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