Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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