I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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