I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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