Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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