Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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