In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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