It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
do herpes really smell.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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