I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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