If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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