no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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