Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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