Well douche your snatch and let's go!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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